Building efficiency geek humor…

…from BuildingGreen.com:

How many daylighting consultants does it take to change a light bulb?

None—the sun will be back up in exactly 10 hours.

How many LEED Accredited Professionals does it take to change a light bulb?

Four—one to tell you how to earn LEED points by changing it, one to change it, one to document the change, and one to deliver the check to the U.S. Green Building Council for certifying the change.

How many product manufacturers does it take to change a light bulb?

10,001. Ten thousand to resist the change for as long as possible, and then the same 10,000 to tell you how many LEED points you can earn from making the change with their product. Oh, and one to change it.

How many occupants does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They’d rather curse the broken light bulb, the electrician, the landlord, and the architect.

How much actual energy performance data does it take to change a light bulb?

Don’t know—we’re still waiting for information from the engineer, who’s waiting for information from the utility, who won’t provide information until a submeter is installed, and the owner decided not to pay for it.

How many code officials does it take to change a light bulb?

CHANGE?! I think not.

More here.

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